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Pick Up Chicks With WAP
by Custos, the SemperAptus.com spy

If you thought finding the perfect woman (or man) was tough, think again. Now picking a new partner is as easy as picking up your cell phone. Saw-You.com has launched with the ability to make a "Weemee" in your own image (as shown in the image above, which bears a frightening resemblance to Dan Hanttula, our Editor-in-Chief).

The Weemee becomes your "online clone," which you must dress in the same clothes you're wearing for the evening. As you dance the night away, other users can enter your look (in this case features like glasses, blue pants or spiky hair) to locate your Weemee and send a message directly to your cell phone. They won't have access to any of your personal information and you can decide at your leisure whether to respond to their advances.

CREATE YOUR DREAMY WEEMEE

In an almost perverse method of reverse-engineering, you can also create your own dream girl/guy with the features you desire in a soul mate. Choices like beauty marks, hair color, smoker or non-smoker -even chest size- all go into creating your ideal mate, and the "Hot Babe Alert" will notify you if a person matching your preferences is in your area. You can then send a message to their cell phone and see if they're interested in someone who hunts for mates online.

Create your ideal mate, and find corresponding people with the Saw-You.com "Babe Alert."

PICK-UP LINES OVER ANY (MOBILE) PHONE LINE

The service works on any phone network and with any device that can send and receive text messages. So even if your beloved-to-be does not use the same cellular carrier you do, you can still make your best moves. You can also log in via a WAP browser search for companions on a scaled-down version of the site. The only trick is that they must be signed up for the service, and they must have a Weemee in the system.

Creating a Weemee and your ideal mate is free, plus you can post messages on the site at no charge. Replying to a message via the message boards or e-mail costs 1 Saw-You credit and every SMS command costs 1 additional Saw-You credit. When you sign up, you receive 10 credits in your account and soon you should be able to purchase additional Saw-You credits online with a credit card at approximately 40¢ each.

Get started today at www.saw-you.com.

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Send an E-mail to custos@semperaptus.com. He'll keep your identity private and hold the information until the date and time you request.

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